I keep on getting attacked by ninjas....Don't give me that look.

Well...while you're here...why don't you waste a few minutes reading about some of the strange things I have to say about my awkward life? Enjoy procrastinating.

Monday, December 14

Nerd.

I am officially a nerd.
There have been disputes about whether I am a nerd or not, such as:

A) Sophie is not a nerd because she is not in geometry, where all the real nerds are.
B) Sophie is such a nerd because she hangs out with all the geo-nerds and smart people.
C) Sophie is not a nerd because she does not freak out about getting two answers wrong on her history test which would lower her grade by .3 percent.
D) Sophie is such a nerd because her glasses are always askew and crooked and never seem to stay in one place.
etc. etc.

So, I have decided that I AM a nerd.
I decided last night because I
  • Wrote a 55 line poem on how I can't write poetry
  • Wrote a two page metaphor comparing my mind to an ocean...for FUN
  • Changed my computer cursor to a dinosaur that walks when you click something (this is more along the lines of a geek, which in my mind is a nerd+awesomeness)
  • Have founded a confederation (with my friends Chelcee and Josh) that is against word counts....the Anti Word Count Confederation
  • Use Facebook about 60-70 hours per week
And I think this qualifies me as a nerd. Especially numbers 1, 2, and 3.

1 comments!!!:

Anonymous said...

i bet the whole geometry thing was the fruit of val's tree.