I keep on getting attacked by ninjas....Don't give me that look.

Well...while you're here...why don't you waste a few minutes reading about some of the strange things I have to say about my awkward life? Enjoy procrastinating.

Wednesday, December 16

Ornithiphobia

Yesterday, the entire school went outside to watch the Student Vs. Staff volleyball game. It was painfully boring
So my friend Kavya "amused" me the entire time.

Basically what happened was this:
Kavya described to me the first five episodes of Big Bang Theory in great detail and commentary. And it also involved me staring off into space and going "uh huh..." and "hmm..." at the end of every sentence. It went on for some time.
But it was better than watching volley ball.



Did you know that I have a fear of Canadian Geese?
I have to walk past an entire flock of them every time I walk home. It scares me so much...they look at me sooooo evilly! And they walk in this uber freaky way and there heads move in this weird beat... and they walk all slowly and you never know when they're gonna attack!!! D:

[gosh!! stupid evil geese]
Every time I walk home I spend at least 8 minutes standing still as the geese walk around me. And it takes me forever to find a path around them! But I usually don't, so I slowly dart past them. It's so terrifying.

Shudder. [this terrifying picture is from Wikipedia. it makes me scared.]

4 comments!!!:

bloomability said...

The title of this post reminded me of ornithoscelidaphilia, the love of dinosaurs. And so of course I had to share.

amina said...

haha omg !! when i got my new camera , i tried taking a pic of those birds so i went close up to it and it started chasing me and i ran like crazy away from it haha theyre RLY scary xD [ it sounds dumb , but u know how scary they actually r in real life...shudders...especially their squaks D: ]

The Sopher Gopher. said...

@bloomability: i love dinosaurs, anna. :D
@amina: i know!!! they freak me out. :(

Kavya said...

I was trying to entertain you dahling!