The Shape of a Football

I ate a fruit cup today. I hated every second of it.

As soon as I opened it, the syrup burst out and flew across the entire table.... it was disgusting.

You know what's weird? Footballs are weird.

They are just sooooo oddly shaped and if you drop them they bounce everywhere. But not like a basketball where it just bounces up and down. They bounce any which way and you are prone to being slammed in the face with the pointy side of a football.

We had to play football-basketball today. I think that is the worst invention for a game ever. EVER. Footballs don't work well on a basketball court, first of all. If you drop a football on the court, it bounces all over and the opposing team usually catches it before you do. Also, footballs are not easy to throw up in the air and shoot.