I keep on getting attacked by ninjas....Don't give me that look.

Well...while you're here...why don't you waste a few minutes reading about some of the strange things I have to say about my awkward life? Enjoy procrastinating.

Monday, December 21

The Truth Behind Twilight


I now understand why so many people are obsessed with Twilight.
This is completely reasonable, and I don't care how much you love Twilight, just read it and you will be enlightened. Twilight makes so much more sense now.
I mean, I always knew Twilight was just a plot revolving around money and fans. But here is the science, the TRUTH, behind it.
Complete with diagrams. ^_^
I agree with all of it.
And you should too.
I'm also going to read Nightlight: Parody of Twilight and Twilite: A Parody. I hope they do an awesome job of making fun of Twilight. >:D
[the picture is from the link]

5 comments!!!:

bloomability said...

I've read Nightlight (read it a few weeks ago). The first two thirds were AMAZING and HILARIOUS. The ending was kinda crappy but overall still worth it :)

Anonymous said...

I've read TWILITE - A PARODY and it is really LMAO funny :)

Rebecca said...

have you seen this?
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee117/pastelxstar/twilight.jpg
hahaa
by the way, can i link you on my blog?

tiffzahnpasta said...

i think nightlight is pretty awesome parody of twilight

Kavya said...

Sophie, do you read the oatmeal?